Funny boy

Caleb: Guess what we got to do today at camp!

Mommy: I don't know.

Caleb: It's something we never get to do!

Mommy [thinking - get a root canal] I don't know.

Caleb: Have a wrestling match! It wasn't a real wrestling match, though, no headlocks or anythng.

[He was SO pleased about this! They got to wrestle all through "free time"!]